An advocate of sexual abstinence, Dr. John Kellogg believed the physical, mental and moral benefits of a plain diet with no spicy food would reduce sexual feelings, hence in 1894 with his brother William, they created their corny breakfast cereal. The people of Gosford have no interest in subjective morals that kill a good time. They are fighting fit, mentally healthy (sometimes) and highly aroused. They love eating spicy food, hence in 2020 the Horny Habanero was created to keep people strong, sane and stimulated.

Ingredients: Habanero peppers, onion, carrot, celery, white wine vinegar, garlic, salt, white pepper, apricot.